2.5D anime
Yo..
Imagine setting up this whole thing
THAT WAS A GODDAMN FEELS ROLLERCOASTER
A GODBLESSED WORK OF ART
idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared
just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there
update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW
test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball
results: she sit
wild things about this post:
-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’
-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post
-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance
so hussie finally really truly confirmed for ppl he’s just a crazy asshole huh
For those asking apparently him or his team or whoever makes topsy turvy homestuck lore wrote like an au canon thing where like the trolls are complicit in the holocaust and hitler like did All that to get back at Albert Einstein it’s like literally insane and barely explainable bc it’s all fucking nonsense homestuck storytelling and obviously supposed to be like your typical long drawn out edgy absurd homestuck joke. They took it down but uh
ok so for people who are confused I only know about this from twitter I dont even acknowledge homestuck usually but they really went Off the shits apparently
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T0fYoFGqmJzzXXhufnePvwqdwddzmp1LtV-IXSNOm0A/mobilebasic#
HELLO?
cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing
hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas
a classic example
daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it
mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too
a common variant
mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having
least favorite
mom: fine. you’re right and i’m wrong and i’m a horrible person. there. are you happy now?
see also
mom: you can’t be mad at me. you’re not allowed to be mad at me. i can’t stand it.
Last two are definitely my mom and hence why he don’t talk.
mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison
mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”
luigi: “fuck”
peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”
bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”
yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*
toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”
wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”
waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”
daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”
this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff
It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.
Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.
my absolute favorite part of this is the guy just sounding more annoyed than, you know, scared shitless
its a shame dnd has been taken over by “i roll to seduce“ theater kids when rpgs SHOULD be all about acting like this guy
this guy sounds how wearing a wizard shirt feels
this is the only dude allowed to play dnd